Cracked: 6 Things Rich People Need To Stop Saying

Actually, I want them to keep saying these things...

My favorite is Hamilton Nolan's translation of, e.g. "$500,000 a year isn't all that much after I pay for my lavish Manhattan apartment, my kid's nanny and private school, and my Jaguar":

"'Sure, it's an objectively large sum of money,' they say. 'But it is far smaller after I spend it.'"