Arpaio to Release Results of Inquiry Into Obama's Birth Certificate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stop! Stop! You guys are freaking killing me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sure you guys are all as excited to hear what Sheriff Joe "I Like Looking At Inmates In Pink Jumpsuits" Arpaio as figgered out.

I regret only that I am insufficiently articulate to fully express my contempt and disdain for this inconsequential Arpaio twit/fraud...